I met this girl
我遇到了一个姑娘
And she's just great
老带劲了
This girl I just adore
我可爱她了
The problem is
She has much more
Than I had bargained for
问题是她拥有的特质比我想象的还多
She's got that style
她有那样不同的品味
She's got that smile
她有那样美丽的笑容
She's got the walk
她有那样妙曼的身姿
She's got the talk
她有那样动人的声音
She's got that zing
他有那样活泼的性格
There's just one thing
She's got a penus
还有一个点
她有一个果果
She's got that flair
她有天赋
Knows what to wear
知道该穿什么
She's got that face
她有容貌
That girl has grace
还很有风度
She's got pizzazz
她有魅力
Too bad she has
A penus
可惜她有果果
Now there's always some failure, always some flaw
现在总是会遇到失败，处处都有缺陷
Ain't that what they call Murphy's law
这不就是他们所说的莫非定律么
But male genitalia that's where I draw the line
但是长个果果？我完全忍不了
Besides, hers is bigger than mine
何况比我的大
My life's a mess, 'cause under that dress
我算是被她裙子底下的东西毁了
She's got a P - E - N - I - S, yes!
她真的有个 果 果！
